listening and drinking.

I am into, so into, phat riffs and tannin drifts right now.

chive talk

so this one was inspired by the bountiful harvest of chives from my weekly produce drop from my LOCAL CSA (oh em gosh i sound so cool).

so i am like, what the hay, i have so many chives but what the hay am i going to do with them all. yes, indeedy, i will make some baked potatoes. but i did come up with another thing to do with all my chives....

so the joke goes like this, like this, like this:
What do you call chives that are chopped up and dried and save for later use?

Archives!

needless to say, not-a-one chive will go to waste.

also, i can't stop watching criminal minds.

still talking the chive,
liz

Captain Morgan?

NO NO NO, Captain RON!

sipping on a red plum lemon martini, making salsa, and watching captain ron. oh yes, believe it, this is the life i live.

oh jeezzz-ah-ha...is all i have to say about that.

also, what is on the grill?
1. baguette toasting with a touch of olive oil
2. Red sweet onion
3. Red potatos
4. Gourmet burgers (bacon, Serrano peppers, white onion, green pepper, and a little fuck yeah)

pictures to come?! yes but only after me (wink, wink).

oh. life.

it just seems so busy.

PABST.

Liz: UGHHHHHHHH. I had pbr intestine all day today.
Michael: How did that feel?
Liz: like shit.

dog of the day

we are all animals. exhibit A, exhabitat A



Love, love, love,
lizzzzzz

Jokes

I just made this one up

What do you call clothes in the washer after they have been washed but before they go into the dryer?

Laundwet?!