PABST.

Liz: UGHHHHHHHH. I had pbr intestine all day today.
Michael: How did that feel?
Liz: like shit.

dog of the day

we are all animals. exhibit A, exhabitat A



Love, love, love,
lizzzzzz

Jokes

I just made this one up

What do you call clothes in the washer after they have been washed but before they go into the dryer?

Laundwet?!