SidewayZIL

I am living it. I have been gainfully employed for two, 2, II, days. I am pretty tired but I pour wine all day in Napa Valley and get to eat really great fresh California cuisine.

I don't really know how to do my job but i will learn. people are pretty funny and from all over the map and accents to prove it.

Wine Terms I learned today:
Vintage- What happened in the year the grape was growing. Example: 2006 was hit by frost in the early months and was followed by a high temperature summer. This naturally limited the crop yields yet made for big flavorful fruit.
Notes- talking flavor, essences that hit you, i believe.
Nose- how things smell. example: wow that has a big nose.
Charcuterie- pairs with wine. fun to say, fun to eat, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcuterie

i also have come home with a bottle of wine every day i worked. they call it homework. perfecto mundo.

oh all this to say, come visit me NOW!

that is all i have for right/write now.

she'sthewayne

tomygarth.
what 3 posts in 24 hours? Don't get use to it.

The reason being, my friend stefanie just made some mvs of her own.

This first one she sounds exactly like alicia. pretty unreal. notice the fade out at the end.



This second one is silent because of copywrongs but it is okay cuz we all know the song so just hum along (interactive- sweeeeet).

wait...scratch that there is sound. and amazingly enough she sounds exactly like prince too. America, we got talent.



pretty good.

i am telling you if you make it i will post it.

my room smells like fresh laundered clothes and sheets. I am off to bed.

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HOLY SMOKES!!!

So good news travels fast and look who quickly responded to my post (and reads my blog). I am so humbled right now. So humbled.



Also, things said on this blog may or may not be factual...but always:
satisfactual
artifactual
benefactual
manufactual

in need of a little tender loving care?

Soooo, as you may have noticed my blog was pimped. With the help of a few generous hands i am no longer embarrassed to cruise the world wide web with a generic blog.

These generous hands:


Yeah, I got to meet Xibit and all the boys at West Coast Customs and let me tell you what a bunch of jokesters. They tell me to tell you all,"hey". The best part of my blog being pimped are things you will never see. My new pimped blog also fixes me arnold palmers, sprays me with a mister (when needed), puts sunscreen on the hard to reach places, and plays fetch with my dog.

That aside, lets get to the brass tacks (with tact) of this whole thing. At the end of each post there are three boxes that you can check: funny, interesting, cool. They allow you to "react" to my posts. But really, encouraging reactions is far from my point of this post.... alright back to brass tacks... the real reason is because it made me think of three other adjectives that were put together and it also ended with cool. are you catching my drift? Yes, I am talking Crazy, Sexy, Cool. The girls that made one of my top flaves: TLC (not the television network but i guess that is a flave too). So then i thought, I should start doing covers of TLC (Tender Loving Covers) and it would consist of three girls: Funny, Interesting, Cool. I would obviously be Cool so I need two more: A. an Interesting and B. a Funny.

The search is on. Send me your addition (i mean audition but they will be an addition as well) tapes preferably you singing and dancing to a TLC song. Oh don't worry, I will be posting an example of what I want.

This could be really funnnnnnn.

Peace out,
COOL (like Chili) and Chilly (like cool).

da forf

of july went like this, cat

First, david, laura kate, and suzy met down town at the festival of the forth's festivities. Then david and i went to Sporty's, it was both our first time venturing in. We played buck hunter pro and didn't get any points the first three rounds because we were shooting at the female moose.



a nice painting was on the wall so david and i took our senior portraits with it in the background.





and made these videos on their back porch:


this is what we call artsy:


Then we proceeded down market street:


then we got jojos but david calls them mojos (wtf).

jojos:

mojos:

then we came home and the party followed us:
sparklers dance number one putting the funk in dysfunction.


dance two:


dance three:


david and laura kate did solo performances and I wish i wasn't such a back seat cinematographer but they were beautiful.





ummm then we went out front to light the real fire works:



Bottom Line: it was a gr8 nite, with gr8 people, gr8 weather, wished we got more jalapeno poppers though, and missed all our loved ones in seattle. next year.

everday i say...

"God Bless the Entire World, the Moon, the Sun, all the other planets and also Pluto and the milky way and all other galaxies" but since it is the fourth of july and all today i say, "God Bless America (specifically North America, specifically the United States)". Soooooo. I am excited to spend the fourth in a small town where most fireworks/arms are legal. I have been hearing picallo(sp?) petes and bottle rockets going off for the past three days so my thought process is that today shitsgonnagetcrazy.

I will be posting pictures (l8r) of the days events: david visiting, main street festival, fireworks show down by the river (the riviera de sacramento as i like to call it), sun bathing in the backyard and being as american as possible. So right now I am going down to Burger King and buying as many chicken fries as they will allow and then heading over to sav mor (save more) for Budweiser. So, friends, this bud is for you and america. God bless us (americans), everyone.

Go!

ahhhhh.....wait....stop....stop...side ache, side ache, ah, side ache.

no joke, i really got one.



I think it may be tied to eating a whole box of mac and cheese for dinner. Maybe.

be fweeeeeeeeee 2nite.

oh hey.
so.
i have been working out and on my moves. I am uploading a new vid as i type.

giving cred to my teachers:

A. Hot Rod


B. Her


Get Ready. Get Set.

not elbow. not knee. not hip.

Hand gestures aren't enough these days, I need moves, the smooth kind (Darrin's Dance Grooves). After watching this I decided to choreograph my songs because it makes a person smile and nod their head. Get into it.


Off to dance, dance off?
The Two Right Footed Shliz

ps. in high school i tried to learn this dance...and i have been popping and locking ever since.


"and point on one". Also, I need to get one of those t-shirts.