Lights out!
Do what you love,
lizzzzz
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
chive talk
so this one was inspired by the bountiful harvest of chives from my weekly produce drop from my LOCAL CSA (oh em gosh i sound so cool).
so i am like, what the hay, i have so many chives but what the hay am i going to do with them all. yes, indeedy, i will make some baked potatoes. but i did come up with another thing to do with all my chives....
so the joke goes like this, like this, like this:
What do you call chives that are chopped up and dried and save for later use?
Archives!
needless to say, not-a-one chive will go to waste.
also, i can't stop watching criminal minds.
still talking the chive,
liz
so i am like, what the hay, i have so many chives but what the hay am i going to do with them all. yes, indeedy, i will make some baked potatoes. but i did come up with another thing to do with all my chives....
so the joke goes like this, like this, like this:
What do you call chives that are chopped up and dried and save for later use?
Archives!
needless to say, not-a-one chive will go to waste.
also, i can't stop watching criminal minds.
still talking the chive,
liz
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Captain Morgan?
NO NO NO, Captain RON!
sipping on a red plum lemon martini, making salsa, and watching captain ron. oh yes, believe it, this is the life i live.
oh jeezzz-ah-ha...is all i have to say about that.
also, what is on the grill?
1. baguette toasting with a touch of olive oil
2. Red sweet onion
3. Red potatos
4. Gourmet burgers (bacon, Serrano peppers, white onion, green pepper, and a little fuck yeah)
pictures to come?! yes but only after me (wink, wink).
sipping on a red plum lemon martini, making salsa, and watching captain ron. oh yes, believe it, this is the life i live.
oh jeezzz-ah-ha...is all i have to say about that.
also, what is on the grill?
1. baguette toasting with a touch of olive oil
2. Red sweet onion
3. Red potatos
4. Gourmet burgers (bacon, Serrano peppers, white onion, green pepper, and a little fuck yeah)
pictures to come?! yes but only after me (wink, wink).
Thursday, March 11, 2010
PABST.
Liz: UGHHHHHHHH. I had pbr intestine all day today.
Michael: How did that feel?
Liz: like shit.
Michael: How did that feel?
Liz: like shit.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Jokes
I just made this one up
What do you call clothes in the washer after they have been washed but before they go into the dryer?
Laundwet?!
What do you call clothes in the washer after they have been washed but before they go into the dryer?
Laundwet?!
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
vision for 20/10
RESOLVE:LOVEERS
Is it the year of the Cat? Hope so. It would be such a Purrfect year, and Purrdy, but if not, I must Purrsevere. Purrrrhaps, I will find my Purrrrrpose? Purrrrrthisisdumb.
Resolve: Lose 2 elll beeezzzzzz.
here is how:
everyday, here is how:
keep clean, here is how:
if you can't run with the big cats, stay on the porch (great shirt)...here is how:
Keeping it real, isall, isall, isall you gotta do. Here is how:
gotta bounce,
lith
Is it the year of the Cat? Hope so. It would be such a Purrfect year, and Purrdy, but if not, I must Purrsevere. Purrrrhaps, I will find my Purrrrrpose? Purrrrrthisisdumb.
Resolve: Lose 2 elll beeezzzzzz.
here is how:
everyday, here is how:
keep clean, here is how:
if you can't run with the big cats, stay on the porch (great shirt)...here is how:
Keeping it real, isall, isall, isall you gotta do. Here is how:
gotta bounce,
lith
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